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The Ape Escape (Cartoon Series) English Transcript will comprise the full verbal transcript of the Nicktoons Ape Escape Series. All 38 episodes will be included.

Notes

  • Unnamed characters such as Pipo Monkeys are given improvised names and are unofficial.
  • Episode titles are sometimes stylized with uppercase, lowercase, or both types of lettering.
  • The following information is known to be currently missing:

I Scream[]

"I SCREAM", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Mike Bell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: The sun is too hot today! The heat is boiling my brain. It's too hot for my mind to remember my brilliant world domination plans.
Specter: Oh, what's this? An ice cream store? I hope they have sugar cones!
Specter: I would like an ice cream cone, please!
Monkey Clerk: ...
Specter: Well? Get my ice cream.
Monkey Clerk: ...
Specter: Are you listening to me?
Monkey Clerk: ...
Specter: I demand my ice cream! Now!
Specter: Uh? What? You back there.
Blue Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki?
Specter: Alright then. On my ice cream I want chocolate! Vanilla! Strawberry! Perfect! Gimme! Gimme gimme gimme!
Specter: What the-? Where's my ice cream?
Specter: My ice cream...
Specter: You there.
Specter: Now get my ice cream!
Specter: Finally. Well, bring it here. I can't reach.
White Bathrobe Monkey: (snoring) Ukki ukki ukki...
Specter: Asleep?! You there! Could you hand me my ice cream cone?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Uh?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: What do you mean my food got cold? It's ice cream, it's supposed to be cold.
Specter: I want to see the manager! I demand satisfaction!
Manager Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Ooh, you're bewitching me with your rhythms.
Specter: At last! My delicious ice cream!
Specter: ...Brain freeze!
Yellow Pants Monkey: ...Ukki ukki!

Knock Knock[]

"Knock Knock", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Mike Bell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Listen up, monkeys! I'll be down in the basement working on my world domination machine, and I cannot be disturbed. But I'm expecting an extremely important package. So if someone knocks on the door, answer it.
Specter: I knew I could count on you.
Specter: Door...
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ooooooh eeee. Ukki ukki!
Specter: The door!
Afro Monkey: Ukki! Ukki ukki!
Radio: (singing)
Afro Monkey: Ukki! Ukki ukki!
Specter: Get the door!
Pink Bathrobe Monkey: (yawns)
Pink Bathrobe Monkey: (snores)
Specter: Door!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Eee! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ahh. Ukki ukki.
Specter: Will somebody answer the door?!
Specter: DOOR, DOOR, DOOR, DOOR, DOOR!
Specter: Ugh, good grief, you want something done, do it yourself. You got to do it yourself around here, haven't you?
Safari Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: You're not the delivery man.
Safari Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: What do you mean you forgot your keys? The-! ...Don't walk away from me!
Delievery Man: Hello, delivery! I got one start button for a world domination machine? Someone need to sign for it? ...No one? Well, I guess it's return to sender.

Chalkboard Jungle[]

"CHALKBOARD Jungle", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Natalie: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I stink at math.
Natalie: What's 2 + 2?
Jimmy: ...3?
Natalie: Eh, you'll be okay.
Jimmy: (sighs)
Jimmy: What?!
Jimmy: Teacher?! Why are they taking...?
Woman: Jimmy, you should be quite during a test.
Woman: Good luck, everyone.
Class: ...Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: What the? Huh?
Jimmy: This is not fair! Group discussion?!
Monkey Classmates: Ukki ukki. Ukki ukki. Ukki ukki.
Jimmy: Ugh...okay then.
Monkey Classmate: (mutters) Ukki. Ukki ukki. Ukki ooh. (whispers) Ukki ukki. Ukki.
Jimmy: Oh, teacher? Look at what they're doing.
Old Monkey: Ukki. Ukki ukki.
Jimmy: What? Are you the teacher?
Monkey Classmates: Ukki ooooh!
Old Monkey: Ki, ukki ooh. Ukki ukki.
Old Monkey and Classmates: (whispers) Ukki. Ukki ukki. Ukki ook ukki.
Jimmy: Ugh. This is so uncool.
Jimmy: Ugh. I must've gotten an F.
Monkey Classmate: Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki ukki ukki!
Jimmy: You monkeys are cheaters!
Woman: Be quiet in class, Jimmy! Are you trying to show off because you got the highest grade?
Jimmy: Huh? Highest grade?
Monkey Classmates: Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki ukki ooh! Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki!

An Ape in the Neck[]

"AN APE IN THE NECK", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This master plan will ensure my world domination. Go! Attack humans' sweaty necks with your terrible straws! Then they'll all turn into monkeys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Specter: Oh, look at their capes. They're made out of 100% wool. They don't even have a tiny wrinkle. Oh, I can't believe I created those. Oh, don't forget to come back by dawn!
Monkey Vampire 1: Oh, ukki! Oh, ukki!
Specter: They must have arrived at a human city by now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'll finish these new clothes for them and take them to brunch.
Specter: Yes, I would like to make a reservation for this morning, to celebrate my world domination.
Hot Cross Bun: Hey, people! The space seems tight, but uh, I gotta ride this one! Because no one wants to have a cold cross bun.
Hot Cross Bun: Hey, wait! Wait! Let me get in! I don't want to be stale!
Specter: What could be taking them so long?
Monkey Vampire 2: Wah hah hah! Ukki ukki! Ah hah hah! Ah! Ukki!
Woman: Oh, I love school plays! Are you guys playing vampires? ...With straws?
Specter: Ugh. Cancel the reservation.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: What?! It's too late to cancel? I can't eat 12 monkeys brunches!

Blubber is Blubber[]

"BLUBBER is BLUBBER", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Adam Muto

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Music: Ukki ukki ukki ukki ukki! Yooo-kki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki, ukki ukki, ukki!
Sailor Monkey: Ukki? Ooh-keeeee! Ukki!
Mermonkey: (laughs)
Sailor Monkey: Eh heh heh, eh heh...
Sailor Monkey: Ukki! Ukki!
Sailor Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Scarred Monkey: Yar, ukki?!
Sailor Monkey: Ukki!
Scarred Monkey: Yar, ukki?!
Sailor Monkey: Ukki!
Scarred Monkey: Yar, ukki?
Sailor Monkey:: Gah! (gasps) Ukki!!!
Scarred Monkey: Ukki? Ukki? Yar! Ukki ukki?! Ukki ukki ooh?! ...Ukki?
Jimmy: (grunts)
Jimmy: Heh heh, heh heh...(whimpers)
Scarred Monkey: Yar, ukki! Yar, ukki! Yar, ukki! Yar, ukki! Yar, ukki! Yar, ukki!
Banana Whale: (growls)
Music: Ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!

Monkey To The Nth[]

"Monkey To The Nth", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Adam Muto

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Natalie: (humming)
Librarian: Shh!
Natalie: (hums angrily)
Natalie: Hm!
Natalie: Huh?
Natalie: Huh?
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: (breathing)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki...
Librarian: Shh! Shh!
Natalie: Huh? (growls)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki?
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki? Ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki.
Yellow Pants Monkey 3: Ukki.
Yellow Pants Monkey 4: Ukki.
Yellow Pants Monkey 5: Ukki-OOH!
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki!
Natalie: (exclaims)
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey 3: Ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey 4: Ukki!
Librarian: (now a monkey) Ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey Clones: Ukki- ukki- ukki- ukki- ukki- ukki- ukki- ukki-
Natalie: (exclaims)
Natalie: Ha!
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: (strains)
Natalie: (exclaims)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ooh! (Natalie impression) Go away! Eee!
Natalie: (screams)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1 Halves: Ukki! Ukki!
Monkey Librarian: Shh!
World Populace: (screams)

And A Side Order Of Uki Uki[]

"And A Side Order Of uki uki", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Don Dougherty

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: I am so hungry.
Jimmy: Hurry up!
Natalie: Take it easy, Jimmy.
Drive Thru Cashier Monkey: Ukki ukki. Ukki? Ukki?
Natalie: Go ahead and stuff your face, chow hound.
Jimmy: (mutters) Oh yeah! Yeah!
Jimmy: Yeah! (chuckles) Hmm...I'll have one...
Jimmy: ...monkey? (growls)
Packer Monkey: Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki!
Jimmy: (muffled grunting)
Professor: Two Number 4s, please! Oh, with an extra side of ranch dressing.
Jimmy: (muffled screaming)
Professor: We would be delighted to pull forward!
Packer Monkey: Ukki...ukki..
Jimmy: (muffled grunting)
Driver Monkey: Ukki ukki 2, ukki ukki cheese, no ukki.
Jimmy: (muffled grunting)
Driver Monkey: Okie dokie! Ukki! Ukki ukki ukki!
Passenger Monkeys: Ukki! Ook! Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: (muffled grunting)
Natalie: Goodie! Here comes our food!
Professor: Please allow me to assist you, my good monkey!
Natalie: I can't believe it! (To Jimmy) They gave you my french fries!
(Unspecified Monkey): Ukki ukki ukki!

Paint Brush Off[]

"PAINT BRUSH OFF", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Don Dougherty

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: Those housekeepers are making too much noise! Hey you guys! Huh?
Monkey Painter: Ukki ukki.
Monkey Painter: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Ugh!
Monkey Painter: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: My house!
Jimmy: Okay, that's enough! The house looks fine! No more paint! No! More! Paint!
Monkey Painter: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: NO!!!
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Jimmy: Ah ha!
Monkey Painter: Ukki! Ukki!
Monkey Painter: Ukki?
Jimmy: (exclaims) ...Ow.
Monkey Painter: Ukki ukki... Ukki ukki.
Jimmy: What the?! No no no no!
Monkey Painter: Ukki? Ukki.
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Jimmy: Ohhh, my house is ruined.
Man: Outta sight. Like, I dig your pad, man.
Woman: We'll, like, take it. Is ten million dollars cool with you, brother?
Jimmy: Uh...that's cool! That's very cool!
Art Monkey: Ukki ukki.

Laser Eyes[]

"LASER EYES", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Doug TenNapel

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki.
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: (now a normal monkey) Ooh ooh AHH AHH AHH! Hoo heh heh heh hoo hoo.
Specter: Yes! That's how I'll take over the world! With a killer toilet!
Specter: What's this?
Cracked Helmet Monkey: Ooh, ukki ukki!
Specter: What's that? Your Pipo Helmet broke? And now you can shoot lasers from your eyes?
Specter: So cool! You must tell me how I, too, can have this power!
Cracked Helmet Monkey: Okie dokie.
Specter: First I go real high? Like this?
Cracked Helmet Monkey: Ukki!
Specter: Aw man, I didn't crack my Pipo Helmet.
Cracked Helmet Monkey: Ukki...
Specter: What do you mean I didn't crash hard enough? Oh, I'll show you a hard crash!
Specter: Ow!
Specter: Ow! Ow!
Specter: Ow!
Specter: Ow!
Specter: Eeyes! Now let's try out my new powers!
Specter: How embarrassing! My hair is jacked! And tomorrow is Picture Day at Evil Monkey Boy School! Hey! Turn off that camera!

Ape Date[]

"APE DATE", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Doug TenNapel

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Natalie: Jimmy, can I ask a big favor of you? Uh, I kinda need you to come with me to the school dance.
Natalie: I need to make Rocky Jerkmeyer jealous by showing up with another boy. So, will you come with me to the school dance?
Jimmy: Forget you!
Natalie: Ugh! You're such a total boy!
Jimmy: Hee-ee-ee!
Natalie: Ooh!
Natalie: Monkey! Will you go the school dance with me?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: You will?! You'll get dressed up and conduct yourself like a perfect gentleman?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Uk-ki!
Natalie: You'll wear a suit?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: Tie?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: Hat?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Uki-u!
Natalie: Chicken? Hm...not a chicken.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Natalie: Great! Let's get ready!
Natalie: (giggles) This is gonna be great! We look like the perfect couple.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: WHA?! NNNNAAA-! (grunts) Ugh! (gasps) Just look at my dress! It's ruined! Oh my gosh! What if Rocky Jerkmeyer saw me like this?
Rocky: Hey Natalie!
Natalie: Rocky Jerkmeyer?!
Rocky: You look better covered in mud. Because you're a muddy mud head! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Natalie: That's a mean thing to say!
Rocky: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Natalie: (groans) (gasps) Oh no! I'm a failure! This is the worst night of my life!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki?
Natalie: What do you want? Did you come to make fun of me, too? Oh, go ahead and laugh!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki?
Natalie: Huh?
Natalie: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!
Natalie: Hey! Let's go make a banana split!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Uk-ki!
Natalie: This spoon is for you. And this spoon is for me!
Natalie: (gasps) MONKEY!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!

Sorry Wrong Monkey[]

"SORRY WRONG MONKEY", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Karl Toerge

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Professor: Wait until Jimmy sees this new jPhone that I've invented especially for his birthday! He's going to be so surprised! Yee-ee-ee!
Professor: Now all that's left to do is to go and pick up Jimmy's birthday cake!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (burps)
Female Voice on jPhone: Hello?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki?
Female Voice on jPhone: What did you say to me?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Male Voice on jPhone: Sal's Happy Pizza, hold please.
Male Voice on jPhone: Thank you for holding. Try our 17 pizzas for the price of 20 special. Maybe you'd like some chocolate cheese sticks--"
Cowboy Monkey: Ukki aye ooh!
Male Voice on jPhone: Thank you for your order.
Specter: This world domination satellite dish wi-- (exclaims)
Specter: (coughs) Curses! Foiled by Jimmy. Again! Well this time I'll return the favor, by sending out a nasty text message!
Natalie: Jimmy is going to be so surprised. (gasps) I wonder who that is? Oh! It's a text message from Jimmy! "Dear Natalie, you have a face like-- a MONKEY"?! (growls)
Chicken: Buck buck buck, bucaw!
Male Soldier: We have a target location!
Soldier Monkey: Ukki Roger!
Male Voice 2 on jPhone: Maybe you'd like me to come over there and...
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Male Voice 2 on jPhone: I'll be right over.
Jimmy: Hi Professor, I'm here! Professor? It's the birthday boy! Hm...
Jimmy: Sweet! A new phone!
Natalie: Still on the phone, huh?
Jimmy: Uh, hi Natalie! Check out my cool new--!
Jimmy: ...phone.
Natalie: I hope you and your friends have a wonderful party!
Specter: Thanks for ruining my plans, again!
Pizza Delivery Man: Here's your pies.
Tough Guy: Not so clever face-to-face, are ya?!
Professor: Happy Birthday, Jimmy! I see that you've found your phone!
Jimmy: Yes...
Professor: Well! It appears my gift really knocked Jimmy out!

The Almost Perfect Plan[]

"THE ALMOST PERFECT PLAN", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Karl Toerge

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Ha ha ha ha ha haaa! This is my greatest world domination plan ever! All we have to do now is drive to our target! Nothing can stop my plan this time.
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!
Specter: What's that you say?
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: What do you mean you have to go? Go where?
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ooh ooh, ukki peepee.
Specter: Ugh. Well, hurry up!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki!
Specter: No! We are not there yet!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Okie dokie.
Specter: Let's go already!
Specter: Monkey!
Specter: Do not touch any buttons unless I tell you to!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki.
Specter: Good. Heh heh. The time for world domination is at hand!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki?
Specter: No. We are not there yet.
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Okie dokie.
Specter: Driver! Start the engine!
Driver Monkey: Ukki uh-uh.
Specter: What do you mean you can't find your keys? You don't need a key! You just have to push the button!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki!
Specter: (sighs) Why me?
Specter: Lower the hatch!
Specter: (coughs, gags)
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki?
Specter: No. We are not there yet.
Specter: Alright, open the hatch! Let me in!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki!
Specter: What password? I don't know what the password is!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki! Ukki!
Specter: No. We are not there yet.
Specter: Contact!
Specter: You need to drive the world domination machine forward.
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki!
Specter: You close the garage door after we leave.
Specter: World domination is here!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: (gasps) Ukki ukki!
Specter: Out of gas?!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki?
Specter: Yes...we're there.

Him Can't Swim[]

"Him Can't Swim", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Andrew Dickman

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: After a long day of planning world domination, one must take time to relax.
Lifeguard Monkey: UKKI!!!
Lifeguard Monkey: (groans, teeth chattering)
Lifeguard Monkey: (slurping)
Fish: Excuse me sir, but, um...(blubs)
Specter: HELP! I forgot how to swim!
Specter: Somebody do some--!
Fish: Well, fancy meeting you here!
Specter: Get your filthy lips off me! (spits, growls) I just wanted a relaxing day in the pool, and you ruined everything! (growls)
Lifeguard Monkey: Ukki, ukki, ukki!
Specter: Well, rules are rules.
Fish: Well, at least you didn't pee in the pool.

Science Gone Bananas[]

"Science Gone Bananas", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Andrew Dickman

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Lab Assistant Monkey: (pants)
Professor: Now Jimmy, this new experiment me and my lab assistant created is simply amazing! It's the world's perfect plant growth formula!
Jimmy: Wow, Professor! This is awesome! Hey, this would make a killer science fair project!
Professor: Now now, Jimmy, it still needs more testing! Now give it ba--. Jimmy, stop playing games.
Jimmy: There it is, Professor! Your assistant has it!
Lab Assistant Monkey: Ukki! (gulps, sighs)
Professor: (gasps) Do you know what you've done?! There's not telling what might happen to you now!
Lab Assistant Monkey: (burps, groans, strains)
Jimmy: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lab Assistant Monkey: (groans)
Professor: Jimmy! Get him out of my lab before he breaks something!
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Jimmy: Whew.
Professor: Gotcha!
Lab Assistant Monkey: Ukki! Ukki! Ukki!
Banana Monkey: Ukki!
Professor: Fascinating.
Lab Assistant Monkey:(gulps)
Professor: Science can be cruel.

Size Matters[]

"SIZE Matters", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Andrew Dickman

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Throughout history, there are moments that change us. Redefine us. And offer Simian-kind great leaps forward in progress. I give you the Size O Tron 5000.3, a masterpiece of visionary foresight. With this device, we will shrink the human race to the size of the rats they are, reducing them to mere subjects to the rule of monkeydom! Wa ha ha ha ha ha!
Yellow Pants Monkey: ...
Yellow Pants Monkey: (munch)
Specter: Remind me to check the calibration of your helmet next week.
Specter: Now, if I can just iron out all the bugs...ah, there we go.
Yellow Pants Monkey: (tiny voice) Ukki ukki!
Specter: Ugh, sweet merciful Kong. Alright, get back in the--! (gasps) What?! Great. Now where would that little festering boil be off to?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki! Ukki-oo!
Specter: Why, you no-good, vermin-infested, dung-flinging little--!
Specter: Ukki ukki.
Specter: When I get my hands on your scrawny little neck, I'm gonna--!
Specter: Ukki ukki.
Specter: And when I'm done with that, I'm gonna take a white-hot hibachi covered in--!
Specter: Ukki ukki.
Specter: And I'm gonna shove it--!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki-oo!
Specter: Maybe I should unplug this thing.

Clearin' The Pipes[]

"Clearin' The PIPES", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Dave Cunningham

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: Aw, man! I better call a plumber before this place is flooded!
Jimmy: Hello? Associated Plumbing Associates? How soon can you come out--?
Yellow Pants Monkeys: Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki! Ook, ook, ukki!
Jimmy: Ahp! Ah-ah-ah!
Jimmy: What's going on in here? Let's get to work, already! You guys aren't here to goof off and play games!
Jimmy: Huh?
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: (chuckles) Whew.
Jimmy: (gasps)
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: (gasps)
Yellow Pants Monkey 3: (Now in martial arts clothes) (deep voice) Ooooh-kki!
Jimmy: (gasps) A cold beverage on the coffee table?! Without a coaster?! NOOOOO!!!
Jimmy: The house is ruined!
Jimmy: "Bill for services rendered"?

Belly's Big Day[]

"BELLY'S BIG DAY", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Professor: This is my first time to join a gym! I hope I can get pumped up like you when I finish your training course!
Professor: (grunts)
Buff Monkey': (blows whistle)
Professor: My arms usually only lift pencils! (grunts) But not this time!
Female Gym-goer 1: (screams)
Female Gym-goer 2: (screams)
Professor: Look, young champ, I don't want to have any girl spectators. I'm not ready for it.
Buff Monkey': Ukki...
Professor: Of course, an iron man like you wants to show off his muscles. I understand that...
Buff Monkey': Ukki...
Professor: ...especially if you're a single guy who lives in Hollywood.
Professor: (screams)
Professor: I would like to request a different trainer! One who is more focused!
Professor: (groans) This is heavier than my granddaughter Natalie! Could you demonstrate this? (exclaims)
Professor: Whoa! He is so ripped!
Professor: But it wasn't my fault!
Professor: I'm requesting another trainer! One is who more patient with beginners!
Professor: Ooh, I like this exercise! This is very soothing.
Buff Monkey': Ukki ukki.
Professor: Is this not how you do it?
Professor: Ooh!
Professor: This-- (coughs) this is impressive! (coughs, groans)
Professor: Nothing better than stretching for beginners!
Buff Monkey': Ukki ukki.
Professor: Are you going to correct my pose?
Professor: Okay, okay! But not too rough! Ahh!
Buff Monkey': Ukki ukki.
Professor: This hurts!
Professor: I just want my money back.
Front Desk Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Professor: Check my weight? But I don't feel any different from this morning.
Professor: See? It's the same. Wait. Wait! Yes! I did it! Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo! I'll take the intensive personal training course! Yeah ha ha!
Buff Monkeys: Yeah! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!

For Sale By Monkey[]

"FOR SALE BY MONKEY", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: This address is hard to read.
Jimmy: Are you having a garage sale?
Jimmy: Wow, no one here! I must be the first customer!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki?
Jimmy: Oh. I'm looking for a chair.
Jimmy: What's this?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: (exclaims) Take this away! W-what if there's a vampire in ther--?! Ah!
Jimmy: If you don't have any chairs I'll just leave now.
Jimmy: What's that? A chanana? I don't see how a banana can be a chair.
Jimmy: That is gross.
Jimmy: Who are you?
Uki: Uki Uki.
Jimmy: Oh, finally! I get to the right monkey! I need a...chair? Are you calling this a chair?
Uki: (whistles)
Jimmy: Not an inflatable chair! And this is animal cruelty.
Jimmy: I just turned 12 years old!
Jimmy: Watch out!
Jimmy: Why don't YOU sit on that?
Jimmy: This is called a toilet seat.
Jimmy: Ah! Not a Frankenstein chair! Please! Stop! You're melting him! Stop!
Jimmy: I just want a chair!
Jimmy: Oh, this looks great!
Uki: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Okay! I'll try!
Jimmy: What's this? Heh! It tickles!
Jimmy: Wow! Ah- I'm flying! This chair is one of a kind!
Meditating Monkey: Ommmm ukki...
Jimmy: What was that?! I love this! How much is it?
Uki: Ukki...ukki!
Jimmy: Free? As a sign of...friendship?
Jimmy: (slurps)
Jimmy: Thanks!
Jimmy: And I can take the inflatable chair? And your pet rat, too? Can he play a flute?
Jimmy: Thanks! You are my best friend!
Specter: (yawns) What a great nap! Wait a minute! Where the heck is my new chair? And my pet rat?!

Banana My Love[]

"Banana My Love", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written By
Mike Gray

Storyboard By
Doug Gray

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

French Monkey: Oh, c'est la ukki.
French Monkey: (slurps)
Specter: Will you knock it off already?!
French Monkey: (whimper) Le ukki...
Specter: Here, I'll give you a banana if you quit bugging me.
French Monkey: (gasps) Ukki? Le ukki?!
French Monkey: Huh huh...ukki...
French Monkey: Hon hon! Ukki!
French Monkey: Hon hon hon hon hon, hon hon! Mm! Ukki! Le ukki!
Specter: Will you just eat the banana already?!
French Monkey: Ukki, ukki. (kisses) Ukki.
Specter: You're in love?? You can't love a banana!
French Monkey: Le ukki!
Specter: But you can't love food! Well, you...can, but...not THAT way. Monkeys eat bananas!
French Monkey: Ukki!
French Monkey: (slurps)
French Monkey: (kisses)
French Monkey: (chomps)
French Monkey: (chomps)
French Monkey: ...
French Monkey: UKKI!!!
French Monkey: (sobs)
Specter: It's okay. Food was meant to be eaten. Here, have another banana.
French Monkey: Hon hon hon hon! Ukki! Hon hon hon! Le ukki!
Specter: I have got to start giving out apples.

Who's Your Daddy[]

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written By
Mike Gray

Storyboard By
Doug Gray

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Igor Monkey: Ah! Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: Ah! What do you want, Igor? I'm very busy taking over the world!
Igor Monkey: Ahaha! Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: Ugh. This had better be good.
Igor Monkey: Ukki!
Dr. Frankenstein Monkey: Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: Now what was so important that you had to show me now?
Igor Monkey: Ahahahaha! Ukki!
Specter: Stop drooling on me!
Dr. Frankenstein Monkey: Ukki...ukki!
Monster Monkey: Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: ...What is that?
Dr. Frankenstein Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: You made that? Why? That thing is a monster!
Specter: ...But you're a very nice monster. Aren't you?
Monster Monkey: Ukki! Ukki?!
Specter: Your daddy?! Who? Me?
Monster Monkey: Ukki! Ukki!
Specter: I am not your daddy! (exclaims) Put me down!
Monster Monkey: Ukki!
Specter: (muffled) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Monster Monkey: Ukki!
Specter: (screams)
Monster Monkey: (yawns, snores) Ukki...
Specter: Please, make it stop.
Igor Monkey: Ukki!
Specter: He had an off button?! Why you--! Guh...

Baby Monkey[]

"Baby Monkey", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Doug TenNapel

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Monkey: (stomach squeaks and squeals)
Monkey: (stomach flushes like a toilet)
Intercom: Calling Dr. Ukki, Dr. Fine, Dr. Ukki.
Nurse: Hold on there, little guy! (giggles) How did this hairy little baby get out of his crib?
Nurse: Peeyoo! Someone needs his diapey changed!
Wife: Honey, which of these little babies should we adopt?
Husband: Oh, I don't know. Say, how about that little hairy one?
Wife: Aw! He has your back!
TV: We now return to "2 Guys with Sticks".
Commencement announcer: Next to graduate: Monkey!
United Nations announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce the new ambassador of the United States, Monkey!
Monkey: Ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki!
Translator: "It is my distinguished pleasure to be here."
French Ambassador: Le we surrender! [sic]
Monkey: Ukki. Ukki ukki. Ukki ukki.
Translator: "We are citizens of the universe."
Monkey: Ukki ukki? Ukki-- ook? Ah! UKKI!

Driving School[]

"Driving School", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Doug TenNapel

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Police Officer: Hey. Buddy. You got a license to drive that truck?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki. (shakes head no)
Police Officer: No license? You can't drive that truck full of delicious, sweet bananas until you get a license.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ook, ukki! Ukki ukki! Ook, ukki ukki! Ukki!
Specter: Oh, you need a driver's license? Well, you came to the right place.
Specter: First you have to put on your seat belt.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki.
Specter: Now that you've got your belt-- (screams)
Specter: Turn the car off. Now.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Specter: No, wait! That's reverse!
Specter: Oh! Whoa! Waaaaah! Whoa! Whoa!
Specter: Get out of my car, man!

The Dematerialist[]

"THE DEMATERIALIST", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Adam Muto

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Assistant Monkey: Ukki!
Magician Monkey: Ukki!
Magician Monkey: (strains, grunts)
Jimmy: (exclaims)
Jimmy: (gasps)
Assistant Monkey: Ukkiiii!
Jimmy: Huh?
Jimmy: Hey! (exclaims)
Assistant Monkey: (slurps)
Assistant Monkey: (shudders) Ukki!
Jimmy: (strains)
Jimmy: (groans)
Jimmy: (chuckles)
Jimmy: (groans) Ow! Ow!
Jimmy: (gasps)
Jimmy: Whoa! ...WAAAAAAAH! (grunts, groans)
Jimmy: (stomach growls) (grunts)
Jimmy: (muffled yelling)
Jimmy: (sighs), (exclaims)

Babes in Arms Way[]

"BABES IN ARMS WAY", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Adam Muto

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Scout Monkey: (while chuckling) Ukki ukki...
Scout Monkey: Ook ook. Ukki. Ukki ukki. Ook ook. Ook. Ukki. Ukki?
Scout Monkey: (inserts banana phone in mouth) Hmm hmm hmm!
Scout Monkey: (on Specter's end) Hmm hmm hmm!
3 Yellow Pants Monkeys: (in unison) Ukki!
Monkey with Mustache: Ukki!
Monkey with Razor: Ukki!
Monkey with Baby Bottle: Ukki! Ukki...
Baby: (jabbering)
3 Yellow Pants Monkeys: (in unison) Ook ook ukki!
Monkey with Mustache: Hmm! Ukki! Ukki...
Monkey with Baby Bottle: Ukki ukki!
Baby: (jabbering)
Natalie: (muffled exclamation)
Monkey with(out) Mustache: Ukki!
Natalie: (growls)
Specter: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (exclaims)
Natalie: (exclaims)
Shaved Monkey: Goo goo goo!
Natalie: (gasps, exclaims)
Shaved Monkey: Ukki! Goo goo goo! (exclaims)
Baby: (cries)
Specter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ew.
Specter: AAAAAHHHHH!
Shaved Monkey: Ukki ooh!
Natalie: (loud growling)
Specter: Heh! Heheh...
Baby: (barfs)
Baby: (barfs)
Baby: (barfs)
Monkey with(out) Razor: Ukki...
Baby: (barfs)
Specter: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Specter: Ugh.
Shaved Monkey: Ukki ukki ukki! Ukki. (baby impression) (barfs)

Vacation[]

"Vacation", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Mike Bell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: (yawns) Ah, finally a vacation from my stressful world domination plans.
Jimmy: AHA! I'm on to your evil schemes, Specter!
Specter: What? No! I'm on vacation! Really!
Jimmy: Then why are your monkeys onboard?
Specter: Huh? What? A monkey can't have a day job? I'll have a pastrami on rye, please. See?
Jimmy: Well, alright. I've got my eye on you!
Specter: Finally, I can relax.
Waiter Monkey: Ukki ukki?
Specter: Mmm, nummy sandwich.
Specter: What?! Dynamite?! I didn't order dynamite!
Jimmy: What do you got there, Specter?!
Specter: Ahh! Sandwich.
Jimmy: Then why did you throw it overboard?
Specter: I don't like mayonnaise?
Specter: Whew. Let's try a milkshake. You can get me a milkshake, right?
Waiter Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Waiter Monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: Mmm, milkshake.
Specter: Hand grenade!
Jimmy: What's that, Specter?!
Specter: Milkshake.
Jimmy: Then why did you throw it overboard?
Specter: Lactose intolerance?
Specter: (sighs) What a stressful day. Can I get a herbal tea?
Waiter Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Ahh, tea.
Specter: Time bomb!
Jimmy: What's that, Specter?!
Specter: Tea.
Jimmy: Then why did you throw it overboard?
Specter: 'Cause I'm on vacation! Leave me alone!
Jimmy: Hmm...not a chance!
Specter: If Jimmy's going to ruin my vacation, I'm going to ruin his! You there! Get me my death ray! Ooh, this is gonna be good.
Specter: Ah, now I'm going to show that Jimmy what's for!
Specter: An apple?! (fumes)
Natalie: Shouldn't you check on Specter?
Jimmy: Nah. I think he's really on vacation.
Natalie: Cool.

Smile[]

"SMILE", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Mike Bell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: No wonder no one takes me seriously as a world conqueror. My teeth are yellow and dingy. I must go to the dentist!
Specter: You there! I want my teeth whitened!
Specter: Not white paint! I want--!
Specter: (exclaims) Will you just clean my teeth?
Leaf blower monkey: Ukki ukki.
Specter: Mouth...painfully dry.
Specter: Uh oh.
Specter: (spits) (gasps) (spits) Well, I guess my teeth are a little cleaner, but I want my teeth SPARKLING WHITE!
Specter: Aren't you dressed a little fancy for a dentist?
Latin Jazz Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: You want me to open my mouth? Well, okay.
Specter: (growls) Ha. His head sounded like a bell.
Specter: No, wait! That wasn't a boxing bell! I just want my teeth fixed! (exclaims)
Crowd: (cheers)
Specter: (kerchungles like a slot machine handle) (chimes like jackpot)
Gambler Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: (lisps) Well, at least I don't have yellow teeth. Ugh...

The Really Totally Expensive Clinic[]

"THE REALLY TOTALLY EXPENSIVE CLINIC", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Chad Coyle

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Distant female voice: (screams)
Natalie: (groans)
Monkey Doctor: (whispers) Ooh, ukki. Ukki ooh. Ook (snickering) ukki. Ook. Ukki. Ukki. Ook ukki. Ukki. Ukki ukki. Ukki.
Natalie: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Natalie: No way, man!
Assistant Monkey (clipboard text): She's the Best!!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki! Ee ee ee! Ee ee ee, ee! Ukki! Ukki ooh! Ook ook ukki ooh!
Natalie: Okay! That's it! I'm outta here!
Natalie: Huh?
Natalie: Whatever, man.
Monkey Doctor: Hmm...ooh! Hmm!
Monkey Doctor: Mm.
Natalie: (gasps) Oh no!
Yellow Pants Monkey 2: Ukki!
Monkey Doctor: Ukki!
Natalie: (exclaims, shudders)
Natalie: Hey!
Monkey Doctor: Hmm...
Monkey Doctor: (cries) Ukki! (cries)
Natalie: (exclaims) What's this?!
Distant female voice: (screams)
Natalie: Well?
Natalie: Monkey!

Jimmy Needs a Helmet[]

"JiMMY NEEDS A HELMET", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Chad Coyle

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: I wish I was a little bit smarter. I wish I was a scholar. I wish I had a TI-82 and a clue. I would solve it.
Jimmy: Ukki...
TV: You're watching HOOPS!
Jimmy: Ukki.
Cashier: (unintelligble)
Jimmy: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Ukki!
Jimmy: Ukki!
Jimmy: (eats paper)

Jimmy Makes a Spector of Himself[]

"JIMMY MAKES A SPECTOR OF HIMSELF", an APE ESCAPE cartoon [sic]

Written and Storyboarded
By
Sam Henderson

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: Anybody here?! (echoes) here?! here?!
Barber Monkey 1: Ukki!
Jimmy: Uh, could you give me a haircut, please?
Jimmy: No, a haircut.
Barber Monkey 1: Ukki!
Jimmy: No, a haircut!
Barber Monkey 2: Ukki!
Jimmy: No! Do you understand English? A hairrrr cut! H-A-R-E-C-...
Barber Monkeys: (in unison) Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Oh, forget it!
Jimmy: Ahh, I said I need a haircut!
Barber Monkey 1: Ukki!
Jimmy: Can I get my haircut now?
Jimmy: Do I have to do everything around here?!
Jimmy: Excuse me!
Jimmy: Here!
Barber Monkey 1: Ukki!
Jimmy: Okay! You can stop now! Let's see what it looks like.
Jimmy: Thanks for nothing!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkeys: (talking over each other) Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: You think I'm Specter, don't you?! Uh, I don't understand what you're saying, because I'm not Specter!
Woman: Excuse me, I'm looking for Specter? I have a date with him.
Jimmy: Sorry, he's--
Woman: But first, I have to give him this $1,000,000 in (whispers) cash...
Jimmy: He's, uh...(ahem) (Specter impression) What can I do for you? (Normal voice) I'm definitely Specter!

Egghead[]

"EGGHEAD", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written
By
Mike Gray

Storyboard By
Doug Gray

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Monkey! Bring me a pencil!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: What's this?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: I can see it's a tire. Why are you giving it to me? You don't remember what I sent you for, do you?
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: No, not a diaper!
Specter: Not a human brain!
Specter: Not a chicken!
Chicken: Bucawk!
Specter: Ugh! I could make a better helper out of this chicken! Hmm...(gasps)
Specter: Aha! Now we shall have a contest to see which makes the better assistant! Chicken, or monkey! Test Number 1! Bring me a pencil.
Chicken: Ukki ukki. Bucawk!
Specter: Excellent, chicken!
Specter: Well?
Yellow Pants Monkey: (male voice) Ukki ukki! (kisses) (female voice) Ukki ukki! (kisses)
Specter: Are those my socks?!
Specter: Test Number 2! Bring me a Pipo Helmet!
Chicken: Ukki ukki. Bucawk!
Specter: Brilliant!
Leprechaun: You'll never get me gold!
Specter: (exclaims)
Specter: Okay. The final test! Bring me my latest world domination plan!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Heheh, excellent, monkey!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ooh!
Specter: My plans! Ruined!
Specter: (gasps) What's this? These aren't my plans.
Chicken: Ukki ukki. Bucawk!
Specter: You've improved them?
Chicken: Ukki ukki. Bucawk!
Specter: By removing my mistakes?!
Chicken: Ukki ukki. Bucawk!
Specter: So easy a child could do it, eh?!
Chicken: Bucawk!
Specter: Right. Looks like the monkey wins.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki OOH!

Bananaween[]

"Bananaween", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Chris McDonnell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Specter: Now what?!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (chewing loudly)
Specter: What?!
Girl in Princess Costume: Trick or treat!
Specter: Huh?
Specter: Ugh.
Girl in Princess Costume: Trick or treat?
Specter: Gimme that! And that!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (breathing heavily)
Specter: Ugh.
Girl in Princess Costume: (screams) (cries)
Mother in Ogre Costume: For shame!
Specter: That's over with.
Kids: Trick or treat!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki?
Specter: No, you may not have them back! I'm giving them all to these delinquents to get rid of them!
Specter: (growls)
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Specter: Next!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Get out of here! You don't even have a costume! Next!
Child in Pipo Monkey Costume: Trick or treat!
Specter: Ooh, nice costume.
Specter: Next!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (breathing heavily)
Yellow Pants Monkey: (breathing heavily)
Yellow Pants Monkey: (breathing heavily)
Yellow Pants Monkey: (breathing heavily) UKKI UKKI!!!
Shadow of Costume: (nefarious growling)
Yellow Pants Monkey in Banana Costume: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Trick or...what? Try coming back again on Halloween, genius. You've been gone for 2 months.
Yellow Pants Monkey: (crunching on costume)

Make a Burger[]

"MAKE A BURGER", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Chris McDonnell

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Make a Burger: "Make a Burger". Players ready..? Go!
Yellow Pants Monkeys: Ukki! Ukki ukki ukki!
Yellow Pants Monkeys: (in unison) Ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki! Ukki ukki!
Specter: (unintelligible muttering)
Specter: I'll play the winner!
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki.
Specter: What do you mean there's no winners in "Make a Burger"?
Make a Burger: You got the cheese!
Make a Burger: Spray the ketchup!
Specter: Hmph! ...I got loser?
Yellow Pants Monkey 1: Ukki.
Specter: No losers either?? Come on!
Specter: Whew.
Specter: Ha ha ha ha ha! Behold my creation! Game Robotron Galaxy Arcade 3000! It's the latest!
Game Robotron Galaxy Arcade 3000: Player 1 Engaged. Player 2 Press Start. Player 2?
Specter: Hey! I need a Player 2! It's got 4D graphics! Custom foot pedals! Perspiration simulation! In-cabin air freshener! Drive thru service! And it has all the best games!
Make a Burger: Don't forget the pickles!
Make a Burger: Ah. Thanks for those pickles. I really love pickles.
Specter: AHHHHH! I am Specter! Future ruler of the world! I command you to let me play your stupid game!
Yellow Pants Monkeys: (overlapping) Ahh! Ooh ooh ooh! Ahh ahh ahh!
Specter: (sobs)
Make a Burger: Hello? Where is my burger?
Yellow Pants Monkeys: Ook ook ukki!
Specter: (sobs)
Make a Burger: Please, I am so hungry. Burgers.

Time Machine[]

"TIME MACHINE", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

(Information not yet added.)

Gnomes[]

"Gnomes", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Kenny Pittenger

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Professor: Ah, now this is the life, kids! Just the three of us out here in the woods! Roughing it! Living off the land! Getting back to nature!
Jimmy: Hello?
Jimmy: I'm gonna take this in private.
Jimmy: Yeah, I'm on this boring camping trip. Oh, not much. But at least there aren't any monkeys around-- WHA!!!
Jimmy: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (screams) OOH!
Jimmy: (exclaims) Ugh...
Jimmy: (gasps)
Jimmy: Heh heh. Must be seeing things. AH!
Gnome Monkey: Ukki.
Jimmy: Ee-yeah. So, this has been fun and all, but I should really be getting...back.
Professor: Do you kids know what time it is?! Why, it's harmonica madness time!
Jimmy: So! Where did you say we were going?
Gnome Monkey: Ukki ukki!
Specter: Well, well, well! What have we here?
Jimmy: Hi.
Specter: Ah, splendid. A new prisoner.
Jimmy: Prisoner?
Specter: Well I can't bloody well let you leave now that you've seen all this, can I?
Jimmy: Well, I think...
Specter: It was a rhetorical question...oaf! Well, perhaps there is a way. In order to regain your freedom, you must complete three tasks! The first of which, is--
Jimmy: Hello? Uh, I'm gonna take this in private.
Specter: What?
Jimmy: WHAAAAAA!!!
Jimmy: AAAAHHHH!!!
Professor: And that, my dear, is how you tie a tourniquet.
Jimmy: Is it harmonica madness time or what?

Stuck Together[]

"STUCK TOGETHER", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Natalie: Oh, Prince! Take me to your castle!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (kissy noise)
Natalie: Yuck!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Door (text): Principal's Office
Principal: You two are gonna stay together until you learn friendship!
Natalie: Ugh.
Natalie: Ugh! Monkey, can you walk faster?!
Red-haired girl: Hi Natalie. I heard your new boyfriend is very hairy.
Girls: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Natalie: Ugh!
Girls: (snickering)
Teacher: So, who would like to explain how post-modernism relates to realism? Don't be shy. This is so easy, even a monkey--
Teacher: Good! Natalie?
Natalie: Don't even think about following me!
Natalie: Monkey! Can you move a little closer to this side?! I can't sit on the toilet! Are you listening to me?!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: (screams)
Natalie: We are going to eat here quietly so no one notices us.
Natalie: Huh?! (strains)
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: What? You're right-handed? I am left-handed! Alright. Let's try this.
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: Ahhh!
Yellow Pants Monkey: Ukki!
Natalie: Would you give me some french fries, please?
Natalie: After one more class we can go back to our own--
Natalie: (gasps) OMG! OMG! He's looking at me! Monkey! You have to hide yourself! Maybe he will ask me out--! Whoa! AHHHH!!!
Natalie: Monkey! HELP! Don't let me go! I want to live! I haven't had any real boyfriends yet! And I haven't driven my own car! My own house! I-I want to have babies someday! Most of all, I always wanted to try on a 2.5 karat ring! I'm not expecting someone to buy one for me, just to try it on once!
Natalie: Huh?!
Natalie: Mmm! Monkey! You saved my life!
Rocky Jerkmeyer: What a handsome, hairy boyfriend, Natalie!
Principal: Okay, guys! I'm thrilled with your wonderful friendship! I think you are ready to separate!
Yellow Pants Monkey: (kissy noise)
Principal: Here is the key!
(punch sound effect)
Principal: One more day handcuffed!

Wrong Master[]

"WRONG MASTER", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Niki Yang

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Jimmy: I am so bored! Is there anything fun to do?
TV: Ooh, your fatty body into chiseled shape! And awaken your dead spirit!
Buff Monkey on TV: Ukki! Ukki!
TV: An eccentric journey with a Kung-Fu master!
TV (text):
BECOME
A
KUNG-FU MASTER
TV: And you will become a Kung-Fu master within 10 days! No experience needed! Bad credit? Okay! Tuition is non-refundable.
Blindfolded Monkey on TV: (barfs)
TV (text): ONLY $3.99
TV: But you won't even care!
Jimmy: That is it! I'll be the butterfly kick partner to Bruce Lee!
Jimmy: I'll be the ninja sidekick to Jackie Chan!
Jimmy: Bruce, Jackie, and Jimmy are going to be The Three Amigos--! What the? Wait, are you the master? A monkey cannot be a Kung-Fu master! This must be a TV scam!
Jimmy: Wow! Do you take credit cards for the tuition?
Jimmy: Master, are you sure this is the way to become the chosen one?
Master: Ohh ukki ukki!
Jimmy: I will never be able to get revenge on the green panther who killed my parents. ...Wait. My parents are still alive. And who's the green panther?!
Jimmy: Master! Your hot bath is ready.
Master: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: Ohhhh! Finally you're going to actually teach me Kung-Fu!
Jimmy: Strawberry!
Jimmy and the Master: (in unison) Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki! Ukki ukki!
Specter: Bravo!
Jimmy: Huh?
Specter: Pretty good, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Are...are you the evil Specter?
Specter: Of course it's me! Smarty farty child. I've just gained a few pounds because of this banana split. Excellent! You can be the next banana split master!
Jimmy: The banana split master? Not a Kung-Fu master?!
Specter: Uh, Kung-Fu master? He's over there!
Left arrow sign (text): Banana Split Master
Right arrow sign (text): Kung-Fu Master
Specter: I heard that class is very tough.
Failed student: (screams)
Specter: I think you were born to be a banana split master!
Master: Ukki ukki?
Jimmy: NO MORE ICE CREAM!!!

A Brain is A Terrible Thing To Taste[]

"A BRAIN IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written and Storyboarded
By
Ross Kolde

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Natalie: Wait 'til you see my costume. It's a lung!
Jimmy: Big deal! Mine is much cooler!
Radio: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this extremely important message!
Chicken: (calls)
Radio: Zombie monkey things are ravaging the city for fresh brains!
Cat: (yelps)
Radio: If you or a loved one have a brain, hide it!
Elephant: (trumpets)
Radio: Don't think about brains! Especially don't look like a brain! What was that? Not my brains! (exclaims) (muffled) Oh no! Ohh! Ohh!
Jimmy: That's strange, Natalie. There's no one around tonight.
Zombie Monkey: (distant) Brains! Ukki brains!
Natalie: Jimmy, did you hear that?
Man in Charlie Brown outfit: Don't let them get my brains! That's what I think with!
Zombie Monkeys: (overlapping) Brains! Brains! (groans) Ukki brains! Ukki brains!
Natalie: (screams)
Music: Ukki ukki!
Zombie Monkey: Ukki ukki brains!
Hallucination of Jimmy: Eat me! I am delicious and fortified with 6 vitamins and minerals!
Zombie Monkeys: (groans)
Music: Ooh hoo, ooh hoo, ooh!
Natalie: (screaming continues)
Alley cat: (purrs)
Natalie: Ooh, kitty!
Zombie Monkeys: (overlapping) Brains! Brains! Brains! Ukki brains!
Professor: Great Scott! Jimmy and Natalie have mutated into organs!
Wiffle Bat (text): SAFE-T
Professor: (grunts) So...old...my beard... (grunts)
Jimmy: Ow! Professor! Please stop hitting my cerebral cortex! I need that for cognitive reasoning! These are merely our science pageant costumes!
Professor: Oh my word! Then quick! Get in the car, children!
Jimmy: (grunts) My brain!
Professor: Jimmy, I need your brains.
Jimmy: No! Not my brains!
Professor: No, Jimmy. I need your brain costume!
Jimmy: Oh! Here you go.
Natalie: (screams) (runs out of breath) Ugh! Ugh...
Professor and Jimmy: (in unison) Oh, silly Natalie! (Both laugh)
Jimmy: Oof! (stops laughing)

Law & Odor[]

"LAW & ODOR", an APE ESCAPE cartoon

Written By
Mike Gray

Storyboard By
Doug Gray

Directed
By
Karl Toerge

Badge (text): APE POLICE 714 UKI
Professor: I hear a police siren, but I can't see any police.
Officer Pipo: Ukki ukki!
Professor: Oh, there you are! You're a policeman?
Officer Pipo: Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: If you're a policeman, then where's your badge?
Officer Pipo: Ukki ook!
Professor: Well, I agree that's a badge, but I've never seen one with bananas on it.
Jimmy: Why did you pull us over? The Professor wasn't speeding.
Professor: I guess we did something wrong. He gave us a ticket!
Jimmy: Hey! This is a dry-cleaning ticket!
Officer Pipo: Ukki!
Jimmy: Hey! This is a lottery ticket!
Lottery Ticket (text):
* UKI UKI *
LOTTUREE
• 12 19 21 26
• 1 4 10 22
• ? ? ? ?
Officer Pipo: Ukki ooh! (kisses it)
Jimmy: Okay, now this is a ticket to a soccer game!
Socker Ticket (text):
1 SEAT: SECTION 3A
SOCCER SUNDAY
Officer Pipo: Ukki? ...Ukki? Ukki ukki!
Jimmy: You're asking us for some paper? So you can write us a ticket on it?
Officer Pipo: Ukki!
Professor: Let's just cooperate and look for some paper.
Distant female voice: (screams)
Officer Pipo: Ukki ukki!
Professor: Ugh! What a terrible ticket!
Officer Pipo: Ukki ooh!
Jimmy: Aw, this is ridiculous! You're not even a real policeman!
Jimmy: Uh oh.
Officer Pipo: Ukki ukki?
Jimmy: If I'm under arrest, why do I have to pedal?
Officer Pipo: Ukki ukki?
Jimmy: Okay, okay, I'm pedaling! Gee!
Officer Pipo: Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo!

Credits[]

Based on the Playstation 2 game
"APE ESCAPE" [sic]
Executive Producers
Kevin Kolde
Fred Seibert
Rann Watumall
Gina Watumall
David A. Jackson
Shauna Shapiro Jackson
Rick Privman
Yumiko Miyano
Associate Producer
Eric Homan
Producer
Konnie Kwak
Supervising Director
Karl Toerge
Story Editor
Mike Gray
Animation Supervisor
Stanton Cruse
Production Executive for Sony Computer Entertainment, Inc.
Yasuhide Kobayashi
Production Coordinator
John Chen
Production Assistant
Cameron Nilla
Script Coordinator
Scott Mouro
Production Accountant
Joyce Koike
Editor
Andy Tauko
Animatic Editor
Andrew Dickman
Character and Prop Design
Karl Toerge
Prop Builds
Mari Kuwayama
Production Intern
Darnell Domingo
Story Contributions
Drew Jackson
Brandon Jackson
Animation and Layout
Jared Malsushige
Amanda Toperoff
David Morgan
Eric Sterner
Philip Wolf
Christian Zehelner
Robert Etchingham
Chris Georgenet
Mike Gray
Erik Girndt
Backgrounds By
Brian Johnson
Cynthia McIntosh
Edward Juan
Niki Yang
Don Cameron
Voice Direction
Ginny McSwain
AFTRA Contracts
Denise Diehl
Cast
Specter
Greg Ellis
Jimmy and Natalie
Annie Mumolo
Professor and Monkeys
Eric Bauza
Music Composed By
Mike Reagan
Ape Escape Theme Composed By
David A. Jackson
Audio/Video Post Production
Salami Studios LLC
Video Editorial
Greg Louie
Dialogue Mixers
Devon Bowman
Mark Mercado
Assistant Dialogue Mixer
Jon Abelardo
Sound Design and Editorial
Rick Hinson
Foley Mixer
Jeff Kettle
Foley Artist
Sanaa Canella
Re-Recording Mixer
Thomas J. Maydeck C.S.A
Advanced Digital Services High Definition On-Line Editor
Alfonso Bowen
High Definition Audio Layback
Rick Evans
Director
Karin Wright
Ape Escape 2 © 2003 Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.
Ape Escape animated series © 2008 Bellport Cartoon Company, Inc. and HFP Productions 3, LLC
Hawaii Film Partners
Project 51 Productions LTD.
A Frederator Production
Ape Escape Franchise
Main Games Ape Escape ( On the Loose )  · Ape Escape 2  · Ape Escape 3
Spin-offs Ape Escape 2001  · Ape Escape Million Monkeys  · Saru Get You: Pipo Saru Racer  · Ape Escape SaruSaru Big Mission  · Ape Quest
Party games Ape Escape: Pumped & Primed  · EyeToy: Monkey Mania  · Ape Academy  · Ape Academy 2  · Ape Escape Move
Soundtracks Ape Escape Originape  · Ape Escape 3 Originape  · Ape Escape: Pumped & Primed ~Sound Tracks!!~
Other Media Anime  · Cartoon  · Shorts  · Comics  · Manga  · Cameos
Gameplay Chips  · Cookies  · Glitches  · Grid Core  · Peak Point Helmet  · Shirts  · Specter Coins
Minigames Galaxy Monkey  · Ski Kidz Racing  · Specter Boxing  · Ape Ping Pong  · Jake Attacks

Dance Monkey Dance  · Monkey Climber  · Monkey Soccer
Mesal Gear Solid  · Super Monkey Throw Stadium  · Ultim-ape Fighter!

Universe
Protagonists Spike  · Jimmy  · Kei  · Yumi  · Professor  · Casi  · Natalie  · Helga  · Aki  · Pipotchi  · Pipo Snake
Antagonists Specter (Dark Specter)  · Jake (Dark Jake) · Doctor Tomoki  · Monkeys  · Monkey Five ( Blue  · Pink  · Red  · White  · Yellow )  · Pipotrons (Pipotron J)  · Virus Casi
Enemies Ape Escape Enemies  · Ape Escape 2 Enemies  · Teleborgs
Gadgets Ape Vacuum  · Bananarang  · Banannerizer  · Dash Hoop  · Electro Magnet  · Magic Punch  · Monkey Radar  · R.C. Car  · Sky Flyer  · Slingback Shooter  · Smasher  · Stun Club  · Time Net  · Water Cannon  · Water Net
Vehicles Boat  · Pipobot  · Robot  · Snowmobile  · Sports Car  · Submarine  · Tank
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Characters Casi  · Jake  · Natalie  · Professor  · Specter  · Spike
Gadgets Dash Hoop  · Magic Punch  · Monkey Radar  · R.C. Car  · Sky Flyer  · Slingback Shooter  · Stun Club  · Time Net  · Water Net
Levels (/ Apes/ Enemies)
Hub World
Time Station
Prehistoric Era/ The Lost Land Fossil Field  · Primordial Ooze  · Molten Lava
Cenozoic Era/ Mysterious Age Thick Jungle  · Dark Ruins  · Cryptic Relics
Dimension/Dimension X Stadium Attack
Primitive Age/Oceana Crabby beach  · Coral Cave  · Dexter's Island
Ice age/New Freezeland Snowy Mammoth  · Frosty Retreat  · Hot Springs
Dimension/Dimension X Gladiator Attack
Recent Past/Medieval Mayhem Sushi Temple  · Wabi Sabi Wall  · Crumbling Castle
Present-Day/Futurama City Park  · Specter's Factory  · TV Tower
Present-Day 2/Specter Land Monkey Madness
Dimension/Dimension X Peak Point Matrix
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